Monday, May 08, 2006

Mondays

(warning - may contain subject matter that is disturbing to some readers)

So on Friday, I woke up and realized that I didn't feel nauseous. I was sure it was a fluke and that the nausea would be back soon. But hour after hour went by and I did not feel nauseous. Gaggy, yes but as pregnant women know, that is entirely different.

So today, being Monday, me not being nauseous and the first day that all of the boys would be in school after the weekend, I had high hopes of cleaning today. I woke up, got dressed, woke up the kids and went down to let the dog out of his crate and was met with a wall of stench at the bottom of the stairs. Unbeknownst to me, Puck had a difficult night and had quietly pooped all over the inside of his crate and on himself. One look into the room and the nausea made a quick comeback and before I could help out my poor dog, I was vomitting into the bathroom sink. I let him out and tried to do a quick clean up, but I wasn't able to be very thorough because I had to keep running to the bathroom for more retching. I got the kids ready for school and dropped them off and with all the windows in the house open, I was able to finish the clean up. In the meantime, Puck had another round of diarrhea. After I was finished cleaning, I went over to his "bathroom" area to inspect and see if I could find any towels or length of rope thinking we probably had a repeat of our Halloween Horror. But instead, I found a whole stick from a fudgsicle (that was eaten by the kids in the backyard on Saturday). I had a flashback to around this time last year when I was laughing at this post at Dooce, Dear God Almighty, Lord in Heaven, Everlasting Father. So far *I* haven't taken a picture of it yet.

Puck is feeling much better now, but I think I'm going to need a few more hours before I can eat.

6 comments:

LORRI said...

YOU POOR THING. THE WORST PART IS THAT U EXPLAINED IT SO WELL, I FEEL NAUSEATED. J/K I CAN PICTURE THE WHOLE EPISODE THOUGH. I WISH I COULD OF HELPED YOU CLEAN UP THE POOH. SORRY! SOME YEAR I MIGHT BE ABLE TO. LOL ;)

Kathy said...

Dogs. You just never know what they will eat next. For me, and I have no photos, it was the day he pooped one leg of the pantyhose out. He needed help to get the second half out. That is love. Sorry you were that close to feeling well when this happened.

Belinda said...

awww. Sorry your first antinausea day was ruined. I feel for you. If it's not the kids, it's the dog. lol ;)

Beth said...

Oh no, I am so sorry you had to deal with that. Beyond revolting. I hope your days since have been MUCH better.

Anne said...

Ew...I just had the same the other day with one of the kids and a bathroom episode.

I thought I was beyond it at this point :( Oh well.

yseultautumnfiredancer said...

All I can muster is "ewwwwwww." Hopefully Puck is feeling better and you aren't having any nausea or morning sickness.