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Saturday, April 21, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Griffin's Menus
Dinners with Griffin are fun. But before dining with him, it is important to understand a few things. Don't ask him to dine on ordinary foods, like Bacon, Roast Beef or potatoes. Not for an awesome boy like Griffin. Here's a legend so far:
Bacon = Snake Tongues
Roast Pork = Dragon Meat
Baked Ham = Roasted Monkey Butt
Chicken Cordon Swiss = Camel Humps
Chicken Thighs = Frogs
Ham and Pea Soup = Turtle Soup
Turkey Soup = Dragon Soup
Cabbage = Green boogerberry
Raw Cauliflower = White boogerberry
Roasted Cauliflower = Boy Brains
Mashed potatoes = Mashed Boy Brains
Brussel sprouts = Frog eggs
I never know what I am serving until he lets me know.
Now here he is with a steaming plate of Coyote Pie. It is chock full of coyote meat, and topped with a golden "coyote skin" crust. Bet you wish you could have some too!
Roasted Cauliflower = Boy Brains
Mashed potatoes = Mashed Boy Brains
Brussel sprouts = Frog eggs
I never know what I am serving until he lets me know.
Now here he is with a steaming plate of Coyote Pie. It is chock full of coyote meat, and topped with a golden "coyote skin" crust. Bet you wish you could have some too!
Sunday, April 15, 2012
When kitties attack...
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